this is hilarious...i like these bold and unbold stuff :D

Asian Sterotype::

bold= yes
crossed=nope

1. Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm or dyed
2. Your parents say if you want something, buy it yourself. And when you have the money, they don't let you go buy it. (unless you beg them)
3. Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you are really 15.
my parents aren't like that
4. You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
5. You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
6. You shop 99 ranch.
7. Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from.
8. You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
never ..tahnk god
9. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
10. You know the cartoon Seew Yoon Jee, IQ Bok See, or Lo Foo Jee
WHO?
11. You have watched Chinese soaps or movies before.
i love them..
12. Before buying an item, your parents go to every store and compare the prices, then go back and buy the cheapest one
well for things that are expensive..like digi cam, computer, laptop, phone plans ect...
13. You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
dont fight the system!
14. You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs. (duck tongues., chicken feet, cow liver, ect)
eww..but yesh
15. At least once, you've started a joke with "Confucius say...."
NEVER
16. You have eaten a spikey fruit by the name of darian (loaw leen)
AND BARFED IT BACK OUT!
17. You've gotten little red envelopes around February.
of course!
18. You know what I mean when I say "jump over a firebowl and wash yourself in leaves (bo look <> leaves) to rid yourself of any future bad luck"
what does that mean?
19. You hear (your name + ah!) every time ur parent call you20. You eat fruits that a lot of poeople in America has no idea what it is.
21. Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages
and i usually talk the smack out of them. :D
22. Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.
some people and thier families far far away barely survive and here you are leaving your rice..balhblahblahbl
23. The Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last night's dinner.
sushi!
24. Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher.
i ono about that
25. At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses.
well what else are glasses are made of?
26. Your parents say things without clarification assuming you know what they're talkin about (for example: i went there and i was buying that and i saw him)
27. Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
28. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother?" Well then, "Is it your sister?"
29. Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both.
i dont remember what their house smells like
30. Your parents say, "Calculus? I took Calculus in 8th grade!"
31. Everyone thinks you're good at math.
which i am :-)
32. Your parents' vocabulary is filled with "ai-yahs, and "ah's."
i would think they advanced beyond that
33. You like $1.75 movies.
34. You like $1.50 movies even more.
where? where? keke
35. Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks, and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever popular lime green.
LMAO
36. Your parents insist you marry within your race.
pro-asian.....*mumbles*
37. When planning anything with a meal, your parents always suggest Chinese food
*grR* unforuntaly ..unless we on vacation :D
38. Your parents want you to get into Stanford, Berkeley, or UCLA
still doesnt mean they pressure me or anything
39. Your parents talk really loud
LIKE THIS!!!?!?!?! lol
40. Your parents have never kissed each other ever since they had you.
i dono..
41. Your parents always want you to have better grades even if you got a 4.0
NOpe my mom is cool.
42. "You want a stereo?! When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
43. People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate.
and i ask them to tell me what the rosetta stone says :D
44. You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
45. You have 12+ aunts and uncles.
i think...
46. At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
47. Most of the things you use are cheap or from hong kong
48. The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses.
49. If you dont do good on your tests, your parents would say you were learning "see peen" or "diaper with poop)
HAHAHAHHAHA so true so true...so true.. actually it really means when its not taken literally did you learn shi$?!? "D
50. Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin, or both.
BOTH
51.You remote controls are covered with Seran Wrap
52. When going to other people's houses, you always have to bring a gift.
well only if its a before hand thing and if its at night yahno?
53. Your dad pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
54. Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.
tennis and golf
55. your stovetop is covered with foil
56. Your parents or grandparents jacks free stuff from Fast Food Restaurants (straws, napkins, ketchup, ect)
57. You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
what the heck are they anyways???
58. You own a rice cooker or two.
more like THREE LMAO
59. You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
can you ever have too much soy sauce? nope
60. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
And sharp too! :D
61. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
62. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can"grow into it" and wear it for years to come.
well not anymore....thank god. i buy myself clothes
63. MY parents believe in fung swey
64. Parents always tell you to wear more warm clothes even when its 90 degrees outside and when you do, they ask if you're crazy...:D
65. Everytime your parents lecture you, they always make up excuses that relate to everything you've done in the past.
66. You eat rice everyday.
no way out of it...
67. Your parents make you drink soup either before or after dinner.
68. When you were little. Your parents beat you with sticks and stuff
HAHAHAHHAHA...